There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...
The medical student was asked four reasons…
The medical student was asked four reasons why mother’smilk was better for babies than...
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.