The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Too Much!
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
Real news headlines 07
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Whatever Their motives,...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...