Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...
Recruiting any and all pilots
|The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally...
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!