A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
How do you keep an idiot occupied?
How do you keep a idiot occupied?(Scroll Down) . . . . . ....
Letters to a landlord
|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe...
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed…
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing…
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top...
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There’s white...
Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!