A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Did you make a donation?
|At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that...
Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...