Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Definition of Programmer
Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
A priest and a lawyer are walking down…
A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.