A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...