ne day, this man, Tony, died…
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he...
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
The 3 convicts.
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one...