Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Blonde joke
There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African...
His miracle drinks!
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
Why David Killed Goliath
Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.