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A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
Where do you see…
Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…Answer: A naked blonde doing...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
While attending a spelling session in school one day…
While attending a spelling session in school one day,The teacher asked if anyone could...
An engineer and a programmer
|A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long...
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...