Holiday Party Festivity Levels
Holiday Party Festivity LevelsLevel I: Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbling at their hors...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist…
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.She walked into his...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
Female Homones in beer?
Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their theory,...