When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
A Blonde Astronaut
There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
If men had PMS, what would happen?
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
M and M’s are too smart!
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory?...
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home…
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In...
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...