When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Great Gifts
William Bennett recalls when one of his “radical students” at Boston University announced that...
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
There is a child molester and a young boy walking through…
There is a child molester and a young boy walking through a deep remote...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Little Johnny
And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Spice Girls
~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS? PREGNANT~WHAT DO YOU...
Lawyer’s club
|A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...