Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful...
Lawyer, police man, doctor
3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
What are the three fastest means of communication?
What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...