Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Horny Nurses!
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there’s a dead man’s body lying there,...
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother…
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in loveand going to...
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy…
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom,...
Souped Up Lincoln
This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans....
Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
Marriage quotes 12
|Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep...