Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Timberland.
A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti-...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
One day, a fellow went for a ride…
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The...