A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
More Computer Viruses!
DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive...
Landing at a hidden military base
|You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
Police chief hates you
|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids….alone.9. He...