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Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
FBI-CIA-LAPD!!!
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
Diary of an AOL User
Diary of an AOL User July 18 – I just tried to connect to...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
Men Are Like Blenders
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.