HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
When it’s becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it’s becing toad!
Meet Roy the drunk!
Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
Cat jokes 08
|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What...