If women don’t fool around, and men do…
If women don’t fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling...
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
Restroom wall graffiti!
You can learn a lot from reading the graffiti in a bathroom, library or...
How to Hunt Elephants — VP Style
How to Hunt Elephants — VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!