What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
College Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
State Capitals Are:
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...