What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
Playtonic relationship
A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment.”Mrs Smith, do you...
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
Drug Cure fer sure!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...