The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
ATM procedures
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
A drill instructor at Airborne school was…
A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...