How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Congressional Question?
If the prefix “con” is the opposite of the prefix “pro”, then is “Congress”...
America Offline
A long, long, time ago I can still...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...