The Ballerina
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A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
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A Man And His Money
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved...
Notice of a Class Action Suit
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After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
A Pair of Shoes
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...