When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
Night Before Christmas
Night Before Christmas For Readers in their 23rd Year of Schooling ‘Twas the nocturnal...
If Men Had PMS
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
Country Tunes
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth...