Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Polak Meets Priest
A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped...
The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Why White?
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...