A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...
Two Old Ladies
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Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
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2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
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While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
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Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
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Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
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