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The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...
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There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close...
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Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
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I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
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Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...