Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...
45 Cool Things To Do In A College Dorm Shower Stall
1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming,...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin…
Speaking of spelling, here’s a news bulletin …….. The European Commission has just announced...
I’m going to a lecture
|The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...