The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
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What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
Love thy Neighbor
The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
Lady Sunbathing
A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all...
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents The First Time You Meet...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...