Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Your Breast is Loose
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…