Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life…
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her...
Diplomat wants water
|An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and...
Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.