How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party…
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Lost far from a home
|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris...
Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...