What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
What should they get?
|Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her...
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
Bear jokes 02
|: How do you hire a teddy bear?A: Put him on stilts!Q: What do...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife…
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe...
Quotes of Yogi Berra
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Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...