Standing in Line
This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop....
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Workout at the gym
|At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
A Fish Story!
One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...