I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Poor Rabbi!
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Signs someone is using your e-mail
10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?” 9. One...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...