Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Blondie
There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette...
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination....
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....
What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
Q. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?…………….A. Speed bumps
Exerise For The Nonathletic
Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do...
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...