Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
Even More Blonde Q and A
Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY ABOUT BLONDE JOKES? A: She said they were...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
The dilapidated wife!
There was this married couple who showed up for their honeymoon at a fishing...
50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...