Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Your Name Is Missing
A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times…He...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...
Love stronger than death
The young widow was kneeling at her husband’s grave tending to the weeds, when...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...