Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
Communication problem
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu....
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time,...
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...