Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Two Italian construction workers…
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on anextremely hot day working.. the...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
Fulfilling their requests
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven,...
Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...
Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...