Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…the grass was very thickand long,...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...
Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing....
Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Weathermen Are Nuts
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is:...
Female Stages Of Life
AGE DRINK 17 – Wine Coolers 25 – White wine 35 – Red wine...