A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
trapped in a bog
|Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...