Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
Buzz Buzz Buzz!
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies...
Rules Guys wished Girls knew…
Rules that guys wished girls knew……….1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are....
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...