I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Gay Men and A Baby
Two gay men were partners for life and finally decided they wanted a child...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Meet the Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined...
LAUNCHED ON THE FOURTH OF JULY
|Three young men in Oklahoma were enjoying the coming Fourth of July holiday and...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...