Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer:...
Does your dog bite?
|A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with...
Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Standing in Line
This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop....
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...