The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
In comparision
Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Bill Collector
WARNING! POOR FRED IS DEAD. DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE COME TOMOURN...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
The Snow White Ad!
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come...