Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...
It had taken him several months, but the executive…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
How much for all night?
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Marriage studies findings
|A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of...