Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
Q. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?…………….A. Speed bumps
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.10. “Sorry...
The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...