I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
Blonde History Lesson.
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
The Wolf Man…HOWL!
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.”How...
No Such Thing As Good Man
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women...
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...